I am not a happy camper. My blogger numbers sick. The best numbers I got all week were from last Sunday's blog where I incorrectly predicted a Patriots blow-out victory over the Ravens. I thought at the time "Maybe I should just delete that" but then thought, "Hell, leave it in; it will help to boost ratings. If you're looking for "the good stuff" in this blog read on a little further to the big blue stuff in Italics. Mike Meloy has been canceled by the local talk ratio station to make room for one of these mundane nothing guys. I looked for Mike over the computer but never Googled his name, which would have been smart. While nodding off to sleep I had paranoid fears I may be overdrawn at the Bank. I called and I still have four dollars and something in my account. Actually I am not shaving it as close this month as I often do. Right after getting up at eight after six after having a good night's sleep anyhow - - I had a stealth diaria attack. I was standing there at the toilet and I felt this twinge in my butt so I sit down on the toilet- - and a major valcanic eruption comes out. Nora was saying some confusing stuff yesterday about where I'm "supposed to" keep my stuff. It would be better if she actually learned to speak good English after all these years. You know, my money situation tightened up pretty soon after Christmas. I haven't really gained the weight I wanted. I weighed in at 153 which I am not at all happy with. I'd like to get to around 172, where I plateaued for years around 2008 through early 2011. Not Bill Gunderson,s cranberry muffins, or Dr. Levy's pizza and lazagna, or Judy's fruitcake, or Janet's chocolates, have been able to fatten me up. I am still harboring a fear that I have some yet to be revealed medical condition that might be symptomatic of a worse disease, like some kind of cancer. I have been enemic for years, and that isn't good.
The night before last I was in good spirits. But still I
had this vague fear that something negative would happen while I sorted the
laundry but I had no idea what. In the
morning as I was going out the door to the courtyard for coffee at ten - - the
premonition hit that “something bad will happen today- perhaps before you get
your money”. As it turns out when I
began with the laundry list- - - I was almost immediately aware that the white
T shirt was missing. I remember before I
left the room I looked it over repeatedly and looked at the clumped covers on
my bed and was thinking, “I’ve picked up and straightened everything I need to”
in here. There was a guess another NCIS
show on at ten and another CBS drama beginning at ten o clock. After a while I went to bed but I woke up at
twenty to twelve and could not get back to sleep so I went out and smoked one
of Mike Deletore’s white cigarette. Mike
finally came through and kicked in with six cigarettes I was grateful for. Denise came in soon afterward and collected
the laundry. I got decent sleep after
this. But first I was aware that my
heart rate was somewhere in the eighties, which is way faster than it should
have been. You will remember my EKG of
two years ago at Dr. Satan’s clocked it at 58, which Dr. Saran said was slow,
so he took me off the beta blocker. Now
it seems a slowing of the heart beat would reduce my blood pressure- and I
imagine that will be the next step.
BURT LOMBARD'S BOOK OF QUOTATIONS
´- - - but you can’t pull strings, if your hands are tied”
-John Lennon
“He
who writes in blood – don’t want to be read”
-Adam Ant
“Now
it’s too late to lose the weight you used to need to push people around”
-Roger Waters
I
know you can’t lose your Christian Salvation using simple grid iron logic that “The
ground can’t cause a fumble”. Selah
-Yours Truly
“The
man said he just loved my sound - - a dollar a day’s worth”
- Bob Dylan
"Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Wee is Stoned, Imaculate"
-Jim Morrison
"Behold a man had two sons. He told both to go out and work in the field. The elder one said "I will go" and then didn't. The younger one said, "I refuse to go" but then and repented and went out to work in the field. Which son did the word of his Father?"
"Do you know we live within an all White malestrom?"
-Jim Morrison
"Who's that man moving accross the stage? He looks a lot like the man used by Jimmy Page. He's like a relic from a diffrent age"
-Paul Mc Cartney
"Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Wee is Stoned, Imaculate"
-Jim Morrison
"Behold a man had two sons. He told both to go out and work in the field. The elder one said "I will go" and then didn't. The younger one said, "I refuse to go" but then and repented and went out to work in the field. Which son did the word of his Father?"
"Do you know we live within an all White malestrom?"
-Jim Morrison
"Who's that man moving accross the stage? He looks a lot like the man used by Jimmy Page. He's like a relic from a diffrent age"
-Paul Mc Cartney
“Nobody
first robs a house unless he first binds the strong man. Then he can plunder his house”-
-Jesus Christ
"There must have been a Door there- when I came in"
-Roger Waters
“You
hurt me then – you’re back again – no, no, no – Not a Second Time”
-John Lennon
“Little
by little I’m losing my love for you, because little by little, I found that
you was untrue”
-The Rolling Stones
“We
need to prepare the field for battle”
Gen Norman Swartzkoff
“I
can do nothing on my own, but only as the Father leads me”
-Jesus Christ
"Lost in a wilderness of pain - and all the children are insane - - - - waiting for the summer rain"
-Jim Morrison
"Newspaper taxis appear on the shore - waiting to take you away - climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone"
-John Lennon
"You'll be dead and in Hell before I'm born"
-Jim Morrison
"Oppertunity, oppportunity, a knocking on your door. Oppertunity knocks but once - and it don't come back no more"
-old blues standard
" - but what's the use of robbery when nothing there worth taking. I don't think he'll ever see what a bit mistake he's making"
-Adam Ant
"There was a little bird - his name was Enza - - someone opened up a window - - and in flew Enza"
-Woodrow Wilson
first guy: "You're the guy who wallows in the dung" Second guy: Well - - you ARE the dung"
"The clock on the wall strikes the midnight hour - - I'm feeling dirty and sour"
-early Guess Who song
"Father Mc Kinsey, writing the words to a Sermon that no one will hear"
-Lennon-Mc. Cartney
It's all just a vacuum - it's all just a scheme, dear - to con you into feeling like this
-Bob Dylan
"Your teeth are clean - but your mind is capped"
-John Lennon
"You're lost in a prison - of your own device"
-Jim Morrison
"If they offered anything you wanted - would you ask for something like - a second chance?"
-Traffic
"In the master's chamber they gather for the feast. They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the Beast"
-Don Hendley
" - - but I'm too much of a gentleman - to tell you where to go - Use Your Imagination!"
-early Guess Who song
"Lost in a wilderness of pain - and all the children are insane - - - - waiting for the summer rain"
-Jim Morrison
"Newspaper taxis appear on the shore - waiting to take you away - climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone"
-John Lennon
"You'll be dead and in Hell before I'm born"
-Jim Morrison
"Oppertunity, oppportunity, a knocking on your door. Oppertunity knocks but once - and it don't come back no more"
-old blues standard
" - but what's the use of robbery when nothing there worth taking. I don't think he'll ever see what a bit mistake he's making"
-Adam Ant
"There was a little bird - his name was Enza - - someone opened up a window - - and in flew Enza"
-Woodrow Wilson
first guy: "You're the guy who wallows in the dung" Second guy: Well - - you ARE the dung"
"The clock on the wall strikes the midnight hour - - I'm feeling dirty and sour"
-early Guess Who song
"Father Mc Kinsey, writing the words to a Sermon that no one will hear"
-Lennon-Mc. Cartney
It's all just a vacuum - it's all just a scheme, dear - to con you into feeling like this
-Bob Dylan
"Your teeth are clean - but your mind is capped"
-John Lennon
"You're lost in a prison - of your own device"
-Jim Morrison
"If they offered anything you wanted - would you ask for something like - a second chance?"
-Traffic
"In the master's chamber they gather for the feast. They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the Beast"
-Don Hendley
" - - but I'm too much of a gentleman - to tell you where to go - Use Your Imagination!"
-early Guess Who song
“A
total portrait- with no omissions”
-Deborah Harry
"In the beginning I misunderstood - but now I've got it, the Word is good"
-John Lennon
“You
should have listened when you heard the Word down there”
-Bob Dylan
“We
don’t want no Pig Brother scene”
-John Lennon
"I don't know about you, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shit house goes up in flames"
-Jim Morrison (uttered at some arena in Los Angeles CA)
“Though
the rules have been lodged – it’s only people’s games that you’ve got to dodge”
-Bob Dylan
"Your mother left you - when you were small. But you can't give life - - you wasn't born at all"
"Your mother left you - when you were small. But you can't give life - - you wasn't born at all"
“If
touching God were really like touching Infinity - - then to even ask if there
were anything more would be a logical absurdity”
-Yours Truly
Behold how the would be Messiah states "John the Baptist must decrease - and I must increase". To which I would say, "Just what is it that you used to Be that you now don't want to be any more?"
Too much play in one's moral steering wheel causes one to veer too often off the right wing cliff
All souls were created identically, but they weren't created identical.
Behold how the would be Messiah states "John the Baptist must decrease - and I must increase". To which I would say, "Just what is it that you used to Be that you now don't want to be any more?"
Too much play in one's moral steering wheel causes one to veer too often off the right wing cliff
All souls were created identically, but they weren't created identical.
The
world’s most culturally biased I Q Test
“Close
only counts in - - “
a. Horseshoes
b. Darts
c. A
police shooting target range
d. The
Price is right
e. Slide-rule
calculations
“That athlete is
getting as old as – BLANK”. Name the individual.
“So far the President
has not made a Shermon announcement”. What is this referring to?
In which of the
following states - - - if most likely to
vote Republican?
a. Illinois
b. Indiana
c. Michigan
d. Ohio
“The whole [how many]
yards”
“That one guy is one
taco short of a BLANK”
a. Dozen
b. Combo
plate
c. Six
pack
d. Snack
sure to fill you up
That (action) won't feed the
a. candy machine
b. hungry lion
c. kitty
d. bulldog
Two answers you might not know - the one about the aging athlete is Jack Dempsey - - and the "Shermon" statement refers to a President announcing that under no circumstance will he run again.
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