Juliani is running away in the polls with the Republican nomination despite his stands on Gays, Guns, and Abortion. I didn't mention any of these things in my last blog and perhaps some of you were wondering why not? That's because "Christian values" are constantly changing. Rather than have faith in any one person or event or idea, Christians not to put too fine a point on it pride themselves on "Faith in Faith". Whatever their little minds dream up as an ideal they will make it God and insist that everyone else worship it. Juliani is approaching this God maker status now appealing to the Larry Elder fanatical "Securety is Everything - Throw out the Constitution" ploy. These are the same people who say there IS no Right to Habious Corpus or other rights such as trial of a jury of our piers in our constitution. These "Neo Cons" as they are called have "Updated" that Old Time Religion into an image they consider relivant to today and if that means embracing Juliani, they'll do it. As I've said I'd trust John Mc Cain any day of the week over Juliani because at least I consider him a man of conscience. I believe he will do his honist best to bring about a successful conclusion to the Iraq War even if I disaggree with his strategy. I don't think it's a lost cause even at this date. I think there are times when you listen to someone like Randy Rhodes and think her little "skits" that she has are reality, but they are not tablets written in stone. People like Rush Limbaugh are worse, though. Rush won't even call a senator by his proper name. I think at this point we need to look at the opposition as they really are and not how our practiced production staff paints them. (Selah)
Leo Le Port says they aren't teaching handwriting in the grammar schools now. I don't know if he's right or not. He does have two kids. They call it "keyboarding" and not "typing" of cource. I think we need to teach penmanship. I try to keep mine at least passibly neat because it is the first impression a lot of people have of you in cases of writing checks or filling out applications, or taking SAT tests. Were this two hundred years ago I might be advocating good swordsmanship and require that all my college students take fencing, and not to rely on these new fangled guns that could misfire. Penmanship is good for developing manual dexterity. As a former alcoholic I know something about that. I'm a sufferer of B E T or benign essential tremmors. Lots of B Vitamines helped me out consiterably. I would also expect our Police to be well taught in the Martial arts and not just to rely on their guns when they get in a tough situation. In terms of spelling the Federation has their own way of spelling certain words. "Word" has their own varient ways for a lot of words that were alien to me. I write "Marithon" as well as "Seccond" and "Cassino" and "Shaddow" and "Streach" and "Defence" and "Judgement" and "Securety" and "Rareties". I think my spellings make more sense than Word's do.
Some may ask why I make reference to the Federation if I'm "really a Christian". Last week the Federation endourced Joel Olsteins sermon on "Not letting the criticisum of others get to you". You are to be true to your own values. The trouble is you really don't JOIN Christianity today the way, for instance a husband and wife join together. You JOIN more in the sense of a "Limited Partnership" to use a legal term. This means that you give them all your money and they'll tell you at the end of the quarter whether you made any back or not. The thing is with a limited partnership (as opposed to a General Partnership) there's this Head Hauncho that holds all the cards and makes all the decisions. But in your favor he also assumes all of the liability, which you as a limited partner, are protected from. Really it isn't YOUR religion that you embrace but rather THEIR religion. You are in a sense just "borrowing" it, so to speak. So when you have an idea, it better be because THEY thought of it first and you're just a conduit or pawn of theirs because if it's your OWN idea it's worthless. It's "an act of the Flesh". I hope I clarified that for you. Some might ask me "If you were really a Christian you'd delete all your other blogs and just go with the latest one". There was a song they were singing on channel 40 yesterday called "Opperate on me, Lord, and remove what should not Be". I think you know where I'm going with this. Using their logic for me to repent of sex I'd have to castrate myself in their presence so they would know I was sincere. Since there is virtually Nothing that Christians have valued about my whole life perhaps it was just some "mistake"God made. They'll say God makes mistakes when they're cornered and panicked. Perhaps we should just hire Shem and Jafath to slay me and then cover over my dead carcus with a sheet being careful not to even look on my person as they creep from the tent. You know, there was a guy on today who talked about the three heavens. Once again there was almost (almost!) a hint of Federation theology in his words. There is a first heaven with the earth and planets and stars in. There is a third heaven where God and only His Holiness dwells. Then there is a Second heaven where the Angels and Demons dwell, with good and evil interacting freely. Of course your body relates to the first heaven. Your Soul relates to the Second heaven. This is the "Personality" part of you that relates to other "Personalities" such as the Angels. The reason why I say "Being born of the Flesh is a mistake" is because this "part" of you is also going to be done away with. The only thing left is the "Spirit" or Holy Spirit part of you that isn't really you but God anyhow. So it isn't you that survives death but only what God implanted to begin with. (Selah)
We have a letter here from Point Place, Wisconsin asking "How come you referred to that one poor minister as the Asshole from El Paso? Shouldn't a Christian be more charitable than that in referring to his Enemies". You know, that's a good question and I'll answer it. Calling this guy that is the most Charitable thing I could come up with. I could identify him by name and tell what church he's the pastor of and all about his past and how he came to the position he now holds, and all of his interraction tword me. But in doing this I'd be making him look far worse than he looks now. He's a man who has trashed my Christian faith and said that whether Jesus rose from the dead doesn't matter. We're hardly talking about a Saint. One time Marge Simpson was asked to do a drawing or sculpture to honor Montgomary Burnes. She was perplexed because everying from the git-go with this man was so utterly Evil. At last she decided on a statue of his emaciated nude body. It was an ugly thing. But if Monty is ever going to get to heaven this is most likely how he'll enter the Kingdom. You Can't Take It With You, as the saying goes. Of course I recommend last Saturday's Simpson's episode and just think of Homer Simpson as a Christian pastor and that new plant Employee as Me. This is most likely how I might react. Pastors, like Homor Simpson have this "aura" about them, the stupider they act the more they are defended and covered up for. Homer is anything but gracious when it comes to criticizing others but excepts absolutely no correction from others. The smartest thing you can do is just Ignore the Elephant in the Room. With the Asshole from El Paso it's more cinnister. First of all "El Paso" has a "shoot the wounded" philosophy, much as Gene Scott had. One time I was in a jacuzzi and I was looking at all the signs of the pool area and saw one that said "In case of Accident call 911". I happened to think that a good cartoon to show is one of being at the swimming pool of the Pastor's house and depicting a sign there, "In case of Emergency, call an undertaker", because that's how he thinks. Captain Piccard of Star Trek has encoutered a number of Sadists in his time. There was that one Cardassian who strung him up nude under bright lights and tortured him with these space devices. Then the man invited his seven year old daughter to come in. Captain Piccard asked the man who he'd expose his daughter to such a horrible sight and the Captor said,"She has to learn that earthlings are sub-human sometime". There is another creature that Captain Piccard encountered that was that "oil sludge" being of blackness, called the "Skin of Evil". Piccard tried to reason with it and "understand" it using therapy. But to no success. Each attempt was only answered by more shocking events such as Deaths of others. And the only disappointment this Being showed was when the Death wasn't Painful enough. I'll stop this dissertation now before I get on a real roll. With some people the best thing you can do with them is to Avoid them. Because they will only suck you into a hole if you let them. (Selah)
Hillary Clinton is doing her "Me, too" routine. She looks to others to figure out how to respond. She won't come out against the Iraq War unless she sticks her finger to the wind first. She won't go down to Selma to commemorate that incident on the Bridge. This is an event, according to the Federation where Martin Luther King was "turned back" and the whole Civil Rights movement kind of ground to a halt and was unable to move further. Hillary saw Berock Obama going to Selma so she decided to come, too. I guess they say any Democrat is better than any Republican. I'm not so sure about that. Hillary has so much "baggage" and I confess I am partially brainwashed by listening to Rush Limbaugh all those years. Slick Willy was called "The first Black president". I guess Blacks really like him. Will the popularity transfer over?
"Behold, it is the Empty Can that Rattles the Loudest"
"I look from the wings at the play you are staging
While I'm sitting here doing nothing but aging"
"No he doesn't eat like a Pig - -
Pigs usually chew their food first"
"I look from the wings at the play you are staging
While I'm sitting here doing nothing but aging"
"No he doesn't eat like a Pig - -
Pigs usually chew their food first"
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