Behind the Eight Ball Sayings

"The incompenency of others knows no bounds"

"Homer Simpson is smarter than you in this area"

"Your prospects for success are excellent"

"That problem has already been taken care of"

"Mass disease will take care of that problem"

"Almost anything is possible now"

"Not a Chance!"

"You'll have to wait an awfully long time"

"The outcome you are imagining is certain"

"Almost nothing you believe will happen will happen"

"The answer will lie at a knock at the door"

"The next phone call you get will settle this matter"

"The walls have ears"

"Beware of a traitor in your midst"

"A talk today with a good friend will reveal many mystories"

"The project you ask about will fail"

"Success in this matter are certain"

"Many twists and turns in fortune await you"

"Beware of the laughing tiger in your midst"

"Behold the ant and how industriously he accomplishes things"

"Great patience above all is required"

"No changes are forseeable on your horison"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going"

"Quitters never win and winners never quit"

"The answer you seek will come within the hour"

"Your mate is waiting to be discovered"

"To the victor go the spoils. Yours await"

"Reptiles change color to gain acceptance"

"Tomorrow there will be one less egg to fry"

"Like warts and satalite dishes this too should be removed"

"This tradition is like a bad egg, better to break it than keep it"

= "Consulting an ancestor will reveal much wisdom"

= "Like the turkey on Thanksgiving this too shall be your fate"

= "Too many cooks spoil the broth"

= "As goes Howard Stern so goes the nation"

"A frank presentation of views accomplishes much"

"Nothing ventured, nothing gaimed"

"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched"

"Be careful who you step on on the way up; you'll see them again"

"Discretion is the better part of valor"

"Too many ears tie a rat's tongue"

"Have the eyes of a weasel and the ears of a rat"

"Your venture will collapse like a house of cards"

"The defeate of your opponets and enemies is assured"

= "The ignorant should be seen and not heard"

"You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinigar"

"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube you can't get it back"

"The pot should not call the kettle black"

"A wise man gets all his enemies to fight each other and not you"

"A man who gambles on nothing wreeps what he risked"

"A man who lives outside the law still needs to be straight"

"This matter is not even worth worrying about"

= "He who backs away from a fight lives to fight another day"

"The mistake you didn't make may insure lifelong failure"

"Youe sagging prospects will rebound dramatically"

"Variety is the spice of life"

"Still waters only breed mosquitos"

"Measure twice cut once, measure once cut twice"

"A sharp tongue like a sharp knife gets the job done quicker"

"The only stupid question is one not asked"

"Don't let ambition shave your prince's lock"

"Love can't drown truth"

"It all turns around in the end"

"Imitators try in vain to steal from the real thing"

"Repetition insults the intelligence of the wise"

"Failure results from a lack of ability to reserect"

"Imotation is the sincerest form of both flattery and insult"

"People not living life to the fullest are by definition ill"

"Snakes shed their skin. These people are not accountable"

"Reasons are things people with power over you don't need"

"Antiques increase in value with time"

"Obcession gives other people controle over you"

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do"

"People who sacrifice freedom for securety will have neither"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

"After the impossible is eliminated, the improbable is inevitable"

= "You have already arrived"

= "To know the ways of Tai Quan Do you must know your own soul"

= "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans"

= "A time when action taken at the full tide leads to success"

= "He who says things can't get any worse is often wrong"

= "Use a little grease to solve the problem"

"Cowards die many times; the vallient taste of death but once"

"Your destiny is already upon you"

"Sharpening your skills cuts through your perceived obsticals"

"Bringing in an outside party will cause disaster"

"Success comes about from a well kept secret"

"He who says he is a good loser- - Is a Loser"

"Victory has no need for explanation"

"When the Phoenix rises, lost youth is regained"

"Marriage like fine furniture, needs to be nurtured"

"The way to have success with a boomerang is first to throw it"

"What a man sows he will wreep in seven days"

"What you desire has been fore ordained by the Gods"

"Jumping to conclusions causes you to overlook what you need"

"Three steps are what you need to take now to escape doom"

"A truth teller has no need to keep track of his past karma"

"What goes around Comes around"

"Cumpulsry love only leeds to misory"